She Has Such Nice Elbows
O.k. maybe people wouldn’t really say that but seriously, elbows are probably one of the ugliest things on the human body. They tend to age badly, becoming dry, wrinkled with coarse skin, and discolored.
Or maybe it is just me? Anyway there are things that you can do to make your elbows more attractive. Guys will probably never talk about them in the locker room but they can be ..uhhh…less unattractive than they are currently.
Since the skin tends to darken you can actually bleach them by cutting a lemon in half and squeezing out the juice. Set that aside for another purpose. Now, put your elbows in the lemon halves and relax for a half hour. Rinse, dry, and smooth on some organic coconut oil.
In between times use a good exfoliating scrub in the shower. Give it some time and you will have elbows to write home about…elbows that will stop men in their tracks..elbows that other women will envy..
Well, your elbows will look better, anyway.
image:morguefile
Tags: Beauty, bleaching elbows, elbows, exfoliating elbows, lightening elbows, softening skinPOSTED IN: Beauty
3 opinions for She Has Such Nice Elbows
JulieF
Nov 13, 2008 at 10:45 am
I’ve used lemons and the exfoliation. I have a thing about elbows ever since a friend of mine was over visiting and her elbows were black. Solid black, I kid you not.
I flipped and asked if she’d been burned, it looked like 3rd degree burns! She just looked at one and said, “Oh, no, they’re just dirty.” This girl was 18 or 19 at the time, (me too), and it just sickened me.
You better believe I have some pretty, clean, and pink elbows. You never know who’ll notice!
Marye Audet
Nov 13, 2008 at 11:35 am
Julie…lol! I have awful elbows, I have always really had to work at them to have them look decent..so for some of us it is just not that easy.. :P
JulieF
Nov 13, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Yeah, but I seriously doubt yours are crud crusted. :-)
Have an opinion? Leave a comment: